Ready for more? Here is part 2 of the “Trends I will never follow” blog. Enjoy, and as always, please comment and let me know what trend is a big NO for you.
I love Jumpsuits! They used to be my favorite thing to wear when I was 10 years old. But they only look good on certain body frame, and I don’t have it. You have to be really really skinny and tall to rock a Jumpsuit. Otherwise, you’ll be lost inside it. Same goes for the ones with short pants, I’ve seen people that looks more like wearing a beach towel than a jumpsuit - yeah, why?
A couple of weeks ago, I blogged about the spring 2011 trends, and one of the most noticeable ones was Neons. I don’t think this is necessary a horrible trend, just use with caution. One neon piece/accessory at a time is enough. Otherwise, you run the chance of looking like an 80’s flashback.
8. Lady Gaga’s shoes
I think her sole purpose in life is find ways to get your attention and, let’s face it - her “talent” is the last thing you notice. She always has crazy shoes! The ones I saw last week had “invisible” heels. Black knee high leather boots with no heel. They looked so uncomfortable. Comfort is not really a priority to me when buying shoes, but that was just too much, even for me.
What can I say about these so-called shoes? They are horrible! If you have clogs, go to your closet and throw them away right now. This is for your own good. I can only think of feet sweating inside those rubber things. YUCK!
For those of you who don’t know what this is, Vajazzling is the art of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether-regions for aesthetic purposes. Hmmm..... If you are lucky enough to see my “nether regions” that should be satisfactory, no jewels needed. Plus, it costs money to apply the jewels, they only lasts a couple of days, and it is recommended to have a brazilian waxing before applying (oh, the pain!). I prefer to play with other kind of “jewels.”
There you have it - the complete list of Fashion Trends I find unacceptable. I'm sure, as time goes by, we’ll find more and more fashion disasters people wear just to be trendy. What do you think is the future of fashion? hmmm I think Im going to blog about that. See you next week!